Saturday, December 09, 2006

You might love being a homemaker if:

  • You count your bread machine (or bowl) among your best friends.
  • You own more aprons than shirts.
  • You think coupon-clipping should be an Olympic sport.
  • You relax by reading cookbooks.
  • You get excited when dusting supplies are on sale at the dollar store.
  • You're asking for a yogurt maker or a grain mill for Christmas.
  • Your favorite piece of exercise equipment is your vacuum cleaner.
  • You think "window shopping" has to do with buying curtains.
  • Your cooking utensils never get dusty in the crockery jar on the counter.

Any others you can think of?

5 Comments:

Blogger Robert said...

My favourite ones were #7 and #8.

12/11/2006 7:46 AM  
Blogger Anna said...

That's really funny! =)

You could add...
You get arm muscles from holding babies and kneading bread
You take your exasperation out while shaking rugs

12/12/2006 1:40 PM  
Blogger Jessie said...

Glad you liked my post, Robert.

Good ones Anna! Why didn't I think of those? Those you mentioned are certainly my only forms of upper arm exercise!!
Shaking rugs for stress relief is a good idea. You ought to try to market that.

"Anna's All-Natural Stress Relief Program" She'll tell you how to safely relieve all forms of stress from your life... for only $19.95!

12/15/2006 5:48 PM  
Blogger Anna Naomi said...

You're too funny, Jessie! =) It would be pretty hilarious...

12/16/2006 1:24 PM  
Anonymous mg said...

you have no ambition to have a real job, and want nothing more than to be a servant to your husband and stay home and make babies.

12/21/2006 12:22 AM  

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