You might love being a homemaker if:
- You count your bread machine (or bowl) among your best friends.
- You own more aprons than shirts.
- You think coupon-clipping should be an Olympic sport.
- You relax by reading cookbooks.
- You get excited when dusting supplies are on sale at the dollar store.
- You're asking for a yogurt maker or a grain mill for Christmas.
- Your favorite piece of exercise equipment is your vacuum cleaner.
- You think "window shopping" has to do with buying curtains.
- Your cooking utensils never get dusty in the crockery jar on the counter.
Any others you can think of?
5 Comments:
My favourite ones were #7 and #8.
That's really funny! =)
You could add...
You get arm muscles from holding babies and kneading bread
You take your exasperation out while shaking rugs
Glad you liked my post, Robert.
Good ones Anna! Why didn't I think of those? Those you mentioned are certainly my only forms of upper arm exercise!!
Shaking rugs for stress relief is a good idea. You ought to try to market that.
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You're too funny, Jessie! =) It would be pretty hilarious...
you have no ambition to have a real job, and want nothing more than to be a servant to your husband and stay home and make babies.
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